Monday's fever ill

Seperti udah gw janjiin ke San supaya bisa bikin kalian ketawa hahahahihihi..,
Ini gw posting lagi banyolan ala kadar-nya.. hehehe..

Enjoy your Monday..

Inget film Titanic? Salah satu adegan yang menarik
ketika sang cowo melihat si cewenya mau melompat ini
ada beberapa versi mengenai “jump” yang bisa dikutip.

Versi asli, Titanic Version (versi setia sampe mate):
You jump, I jump!

Versi ngajak-ngajak :
I want to jump anybody else want to jump?

Versi Pemimpin :
I jump all of you jump after me!

Versi Pengikut :
We will jump after you jump.

Versi Penakut :
You jump tell me if it is ok. Then I’ll jump.

Versi Ogah-ogahan :
I’ve already jumped last time. Now it is your turn
to jump.

Versi Iklan :
You should jump because every celebrities and famous
people jump.

Versi Programmer :
If (you.jump()) then (I.jump())

Versi Logika Implikasi :
If you jump then I jump that means if you don’t jump I
might still jump.

Versi Nggak Percayaan :
You jump? Are you sure you want to jump? No kidding?
Promise?

Versi Penjudi :
We’ll throw a coin if it is head I jump. If it is tail
you jump.

Versi Tarzan Baru Kenalan Dengan Jane :
“You Jump, Me Tarzan.”

Versi Forest Gump :
“My name is Jump, Forest Jump.”

Versi Sinetron Catatan si Boy :
“Kamu sangat ke-jump, Boy!”

Versi 007 :
“My name is Bond, Jump’s Bond.”

Versi Waktu :
“Jump sabaraha?” “Jump dalapan kurang sapuluh.”

Versi Buah-buahan :
Jump bu Monyet,
Jump bu Klutuk,
Jump bu Batu,
dan jump bu-jump bu lainnya.

Versi Betawi :
Ini Aye Abang Jump-ang!

Versi Korban Tindak Kekerasan :
Tolooongggggggg. Jump-bret!!! !!!

Versi Dukun Santet :
Nich gue kasih jump-e jump-e. Biar selamet dunie
akherat!!!

Versi Wiraswasta Gendong-gendong :
Mau jump-u apa mas. Galian singset apa galian kabel?

Versi pedagang Kaki Lima :
Di-jump-in tidak luntur.. Luntur tidak di-jump-in!! !

Versi Gua :
You jump, sebodo teuiing! Gua kagak bisa berenang..

Versi Kasmaran :
Hai say, kagak jump-e elu satu hari aje gue bisa
jump-alitan